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Saturday, January 30, 2010

omegleing with the strangest stranger

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You:
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Stranger:
wtf?

Stranger:
your stupid

You:
no

You:
you are.

You:
waaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahaha.

Stranger:
who teh hell says "hiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

Stranger:
stupid people

You:
i do, faggot

Stranger:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

You:
aaaaauw youre just pissed bcos u dont have a life?

Stranger:
You: who teh hell says "hiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

You: stupid people

Stranger: i do, faggot

Stranger:
u just admited your stupid

You:
stupid is adj, idiot

You:
if i admit, i should have said "i am" not "i do"

You:
where do you live?

Stranger:
ino, you said "i do" as in you say stupid things

You:
oh well, so you think LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL is smart?

You:
sounds even dumber to me

Stranger:
stupid being a adj doesnt mater

Stranger:
thats becuz your stupid

You:
ya i don't pay you to teach me english.

You:
ewwwwww look at your language

You:
you're a brat or what?

You:
becuz

Stranger:
you really should, cuz your english is bad.

You:
what a word

You:
well sorry but thats not my mother language. i dont care

Stranger:
yes it is

Stranger:
your just stupid

You:
are u the smartes person on earth or what?

Stranger:
no but im pretty smart

Stranger:
smarter then u

You:
prove it

Stranger:
ok

You:
it should be smarter thAn u

Stranger:
than isnt a word, idiot

Stranger:
there

Stranger:
I just proved it

You:
it is a word

Stranger:
no it isnt

You:
are you brainless?

You:
yes it is

You:
google it

Stranger:
'then' is obviously a word.

Stranger:
then:1. at that time: Prices were lower then.

2. immediately or soon afterward: The rain stopped and then started again.

3. next in order of time: We ate, then we started home.

4. at the same time: At first the water seemed blue, then gray.

5. next in order of place: Standing beside Charlie is my uncle, then my cousin, then my brother.

6. in addition; besides; also: I love my job, and then it pays so well.

7. in that case; as a consequence; in those circumstances: If you're sick, then you should stay in
bed.

8. since that is so; as it appears; therefore: You have, then, found the mistake? You are leaving
tonight then.

You:
ya but in that context you should have used the word than, instead of then

Stranger:
THAN ISNT A WORD

Stranger:
IDIOT

You:
"Than" is a grammatical particle serving as both conjunction and preposition in the English
language. It introduces a comparison, and as such is associated with comparatives, and with
words such as more, less, and fewer. Typically, it seeks to measure the force of an adjective or
similar description between two predicates.

Stranger:
stop making up references

You:
it is, ohmygod

Stranger:
faggot

You:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Than

You:
you are faggot

You:
and idiot

Stranger:
congratulations, you can edit wikipedia

Stranger:
here's a metal

You:
thanks, at least there's something useful i can do

Stranger:
yeah

You:
rather than just thinking of being the smartest human alive

Stranger:
your not completely useless

You:
sure. i can teach an american how to speak english now

Stranger:
no, u can edit wikipedia and teach me false tings

Stranger:
*things

Stranger:
now your being a faggot again

You:
yeah

You:
i feel sorry for you

You:
being so idiot, yet so close minded

Stranger:
i already told u im smart

You:
are you an uneducated bum?

You:
no. you dont even know the word than, when english is really your native language

Stranger:
when did i say that?

Stranger:
dont assume things faggot

You:
wow. so you're now idiot, brainless, and have a short memory disease?

You:
ckckckck

You:
better go find a doctor dude

Stranger:
okay, find where i said english is my native language

You:
oh u mean that part?

You:
what! i thought youre some crazy american! lol

Stranger:
i still dont see any prove

You:
huh? blind

Stranger:
you havent showed me were i said englis is my native language

You:
no, i have said that i thought it was about the word T H A N

You:
so hard to talk to you... you just won't get my words.

Stranger:
Stranger: no. you dont even know the word than, when english is really your native
language

Stranger:
when english is really your native language

Stranger:
when english is really your native language

Stranger:
when english is really your native language

Stranger:
when english is really your native language

Stranger:
when english is really your native language

Stranger:
when english is really your native language

Stranger:
when english is really your native language

Stranger:
when english is really your native language

You:
you dont even know the word than

You:
you dont even know the word than

You:
you dont even know the word than

You:
you dont even know the word than

You:
you dont even know the word than

You:
you dont even know the word than

You:
you dont even know the word than

You:
you dont even know the word than

You:
you dont even know the word than

You:
you dont even know the word than

You:
you dont even know the word than

You:
you dont even know the word than

You:
you dont even know the word than

You:
you dont even know the word than

You:
you dont even know the word than

You:
you dont even know the word than

You:
you dont even know the word than

Stranger:
THAN ISN'T A WORD

Stranger:
FAGGOT

You:
heeeere we go again

You:
yea yea up to you

Stranger:
i also never said english was my first language

Stranger:
but you assumed that anyway, cuz yer a idiot faggot whore

You:
what's your first language? some which primates can only understand?

Stranger:
humans are primates

You:
no

You:
gosh

Stranger:
yeah huh, idiot

You:
how old are you?

Stranger:
older than you

Stranger:
obviosly

You:
how old am i?

Stranger:
probly like 4

You:
it should be obviously

Stranger:
sorry, english isnt my hative language

Stranger:
*native

You:
yeah. i'll be on international tv channels for being a 4 year old kid teaching a much older
and "smarter" kid how to speak english properly

You:
i bet youre 13

You:
im serious

Stranger:
english isn't my native language

You:
im not deaf. you only have to say that once

Stranger:
Im not exactly sure how you can "hear" text

Stranger:
idiot

You:
well but i have no idea why did you type those words over and over again

You:
maybe you thought that way

Stranger:
your stupid

You:
don't have any other words to say? you've said that again and again

You:
while i really am not.

Stranger:
prove it

You:
i go to the number 1 school in my country (HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA hore sanur)

Stranger:
so do i

You:
but i'm telling the truth

Stranger:
so am i

You:
oh you're just gonna copy what i said

You:
use your creativity dude

You:
if you have it

Stranger:
any1 can say they go to the best college

Stranger:
that's not creative

You:
more creative than just copying what other people say

Stranger:
so you dont actually go to the best college

Stranger:
wow

Stranger:
idiot

You:
of course not. i still go to school.

Stranger:
then your obviosly not as smart as me

You:
and why is that?

Stranger:
because im smart

Stranger:
and your not

You:
that's the only evidence you got?

You:
doesnt prove anything

Stranger:
do u have any evidence

You:
yes, you can't prove that you're smart

Stranger:
u can't either

Stranger:
so that doesn't prove anything

You:
because from what i see in here, you really are just a little brat

You:
ya so you can't assume that you're smarter than me either

Stranger:
- - - - - - - - - -

Stranger: Congratulations, you have just been trolled by a 14 year old! I DO know that 'than' is a word, English IS my native language, and I have been spelling words incorrectly on purpose. Almost everything I have said in this conversation has been false. Have a good day!

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